maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
How can you not like modern baseball
No media about the fact that there’s a All Male, African American High school on the southside of chicago who year after year has a 100% graduating senior class who ALL get accepted to 4 year universities/colleges.
they just want to talk about how whether a person’s death on the southside is gang related or not.
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
hey girl are you the bottom of my laptop because you’re super hot and I’m getting nervous
I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit
I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.
It will require a 30 minute soak.
The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.
Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.
I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
yooo this looks dope on your blog
it really does
preach it tegs this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in ages
folie à deux is like a night light that i am never turning off
so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away
anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away
so im just gonna walk around like this forever
ive stopped fighting it
get this post to 100,000 notes
god fucking damnit
The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.
A collection of contributions that made me go “what”
excUSE ME I DID NOT SPEND 2 HOURS EDITING ALL OF THAT TOGETHER FOR 11 NOTES
im laughing so hard at the last one jfc
why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…
omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right