so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
|—||my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via cad-y)|
this is the best thing i’ve ever written
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
when you try your best
but you dont succeed
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
I just found the best Facebook page
Cats do not like fruits