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riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

"I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday." - Lemony Snicket (via zubat)

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

I feel like I’ve really earnt my stripes - I feel ready to play a lead. I would just love to prove I’m good enough to carry a project. — Natalie Dormer 
rainingoverus:

nature

rainingoverus:

nature

rainingoverus:

mistymorningme:

Deep forest by © Marcel Oosterwijk

nature

rainingoverus:

mistymorningme:

Deep forest by © Marcel Oosterwijk

nature

holy-trinity5ever:

niqqa-prease:

ruinedchildhood:

Forget the olympics. I watched the Disney Channel games

Why don’t they do this anymore

I just appreciated the fact that they put Corbin Bleu on the blue team

alphaidiot:

21p aesthetic

alphaidiot:

21p aesthetic

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives." - Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" {Hunting Season – 28 copies left} (via perfect)
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