detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

servebagels:

How can you not like modern baseball

pizzapuffs:

No media about the fact that there’s a All Male,  African American High school on the southside of chicago who year after year has a 100% graduating senior class who ALL get accepted to 4 year universities/colleges.

they just want to talk about how whether a person’s death on the southside is gang related or not.

lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

imaginarily:

hey girl are you the bottom of my laptop because you’re super hot and I’m getting nervous

Woman to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles (brooklyn)

commovente:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/4419333787.html

I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.

It will require a 30 minute soak.

The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.

Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

spenceromg:

vuoen:

vaxpur:

antiquitie:

swinq:

yooo this looks dope on your blog

it really does

ugh

preach it tegs this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in ages

mmmm

spenceromg:

vuoen:

vaxpur:

antiquitie:

swinq:

yooo this looks dope on your blog

it really does

ugh

preach it tegs this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in ages

mmmm

hayleywilliems:

folie à deux is like a night light that i am never turning off

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

neilpatrickharry:

The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.

bryxhearsxmusic:

bryxhearsxmusic:

A collection of contributions that made me go “what”

excUSE ME I DID NOT SPEND 2 HOURS EDITING ALL OF THAT TOGETHER FOR 11 NOTES

momjpg:

vegetariqn:

sniffing:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

im laughing so hard at the last one jfc

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right









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